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We all have them... favorite quotes from our favorite movies.


Evil Dead 2

"NO, you idiot! You'll...kill us ALL!"

"You're goin' DOWN!"

Army of Darkness

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun"

"I've got news for you, pal... you ain't leading but TWO things right now, Jack and Shit, and Jack left town..."

"This... is my BOOM STICK!"

"Gimme some sugar, baby..."

"Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to momma! Me, I'm THROUGH running! I say we stay here and FIGHT!" (Ash)
"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?" (Arthur)
"Nope. Just me, baby... just me..." (Ash)

"Torch BOY!!" (Arthur)

"Aw, that was just 'pillow talk', baby"

"You found me beautiful once." (Sheila as a zombie)
"Baby, you got REAL ugly!" (Ash)

Tombstone

"A man like Ringo's got a great big hole right through the middle of him... he can't ever kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain t'ever fill it."


"I have not yet begun to defile myself."

"I'm yuh' huckleberry"

"Mah hypocrisy only goes so far"

"That's Latin, dahlin'... It appeahs that Johnny Ringo heah's an educated man... now I REALLY hate him"

"It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know... Let's have a spelling contest!"

"Forgive me, Wyatt--you are an oak"

"It's true, you ah a good woman... then again, you may be th'Antichrist"

"You know Ed, if I thought you wuhn't mah frien', I just don't think I could bear it"

"Say 'when'"

"Must be a peach of a hand"

"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double." (Billy Clanton)
"I got two guns," (click, click) "one foh each of ya." (Doc)

"Why you doin' this?" (Texas Jack)
"Wyatt Earp's mah frien'" (Doc)
"Hell, I got plenty of friends-" (Texas Jack)
"I don't" (Doc)



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