Star Trek: The Space Opera

"The Last Outpost" ("Valjean Forgiven") - Riker deals with some uppity Ferengi, and sits there like a dork while some wizened maniac attacks him with an axe
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Ferengi 1
Tell the Damon Tok your story--
Ferengi 2
Let us see if he believes
That you're from the Federation--
Ferengi 2
And you always come in peace.
Ferengi 1
If he don't believe your story,
Then your punishment is death
Ferengi 2
And you'll look upon our faces
As you draw your final breath.
Ugly But Wise Guardian-Type Guy With Big Axe
But my friends, you are mistaken...
You're a sorry lot of fools.
Your desire is acquisition,
Vis-à-vis your book of Rules
Riker's virtue has been proven,
Now their fate belongs to you...
You have earned my wise respect,
Because you quoted from Sun Tzu
Riker
By my oath as ship's Commander,
Prime Directive governs true...
So return now to your vessels,
And know twas I saved you.
Now remember this, Ferengi,
See the Federation's will:
Genocide is not our mission,
Our goal is not to kill...

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